You Want This?! - Crystalized Bracelets.

Bonjour Y'all - Slap Her She's French.

Great movie, had to quote it.

Well well well, I'm gonna try my luck with this competition and see how it goes.

Basically, to win these two lovely bracelets, all you gotta do is follow me on Twitter here, and like my Facebook fan page here.

(They're brand new BEE TEE DOUBLE-U)

And then in the comment box below, write your name and email.

& how much you admire me, adore me, are obsessed with me, and your favorite thing about me.

Okay, no just kidding, That'll be required for the next competition, if this one is successful.

Write your name and email address. That's all. If you don't want me to know who you are, just write John. And if that's your real name, write something else. like Laquisha.

Why would someone called John want two bracelets? I ask myself that question all the time.

So guys, if I get at least 20 new follows, in the next week or so, this competish is still on.

If this doesn't happen, the bracelets go to this happy camper:

Sorry Tal, I had to. You look rather dashing though. Honestly.

Here's me modeling the bracelets as well:

I love how my thumb looks rather stumpy. It's kinda cute.

P.S. If this works out how I hope it will, YOU GET A THIRD BRACELET AS WELL! yes, It's true! That bracelet in the middle with the Evil Eye is YOURS for the taking!

Actually, it's not. That's mine. Sorry, you probably got really excited, and then I just buzzkilled the situation. And now you're not gonna follow me, or write your name as John in the comment box. I'm sorry.

On a serious note, spread the word to your peeps! Whether you love me, hate me, think I'm funny, think I'm lame, think I'm cool, think I'm awesome, think I'm ugly, think I'm yada yada yada. You know the drill.

Spread the Love!! And my desperation!!

I am pretty desperate aren't I?

P.S. It's TheFashionCollection's birthday in a couple of days! 1 year, and I haven't gotten very far. Stay tuned, I might throw a party.

At McDonald's.